hard boiled eggs
This the exact feeling I get every time someone eats my food.
Angry, than deeply deeply sad.
Listen, I feel like I am a pretty laid back person usually.
And I don't really get worked up over dumb things.
But if I am at work all day excited to come back
and eat that left over taco bell in the fridge
that shiz better be there when i get home,
or someone is going to meet a very hungry unhappy Madi.
To clarify:
If I offer the food to you,
you may take it.
If you ask me before hand
and I say yes,
you may take it.
But do not use the
"its better to ask forgiveness than permission"
excuse with me and my delicious food.
I am very grateful I live in an apartment with girls who follow this rule.
Thank you girls of 15J who keep me a level headed human being.
And thank you for listening to my very UN-levelheaded ramblings.
(I take a bow)
and goodnight.
(curtain closes)
This is about to be the longest post of your life,
but I am just trying to make up for my lack of posting the past two months.
Now I know I am a little behind the band wagon on my fourth of july post
and you are probably sick of getting on blogger and every post is labled
"Fourth" or "The 4th" or "Our little family's first 4th"
and you thought you were in the clear until next year of independence day posts
so that is why it is not labled at all.
Ha! I sucked you right in.
And now you're here.
and you can never ever leave.
ever.
Now procceding to zee pictures*
*I apologize for how bad your eyes hurt
once you get done looking at my face in these.
I am so glad I got to spend the weekend in DC
with my Kirst Nugget and Andy (p.s. trucks) who i haven't seen
in what feels like a life time.
First of all, Nutella Calzone.
Are you dying right now?
Most heavenly thing on this earth.
This was the last bite.
And you better believe we downed that whole calzone in .52 seconds.
If you are ever in DC go to 7th Hill Pizza.
Greatest decision you will ever make.
We went to the eastern market and loved our lives for a bit.
For those of you who know me,
these pictures might seem a little odd for me to be posting
You see,
I hate fruit. *shudder*
I hate the word fruit. *shudder*
I hate eating fruit. *double sudder*
But surprisingly i love these pictures.
We went to the Arlington Cemetery
and got caught in a torrential downpour.
So while everyone waited trying to dry off in the visitors center
me and nug went out and played in it some more.
It was glorious.
We found this lil' treasure miss Morgan at church.
Happy happy day!
Happy happy day!
This Skype Date included us talking to people in the following locations all at once:
Bunkerville to Belize to Washington DC to Bear Lake.
Its true this video did not need to be 40 seconds long,
but i was too lazy to cut it down.
We got the most prime spots on capital hill for the concert and fireworks.
We were right behind the chairs that people paid to sit at,
right in front of us was the path that all the celebrities walked on to get to their spot on stage,
Jordan Sparks was 2 feet away from me for like a whole 30 seconds,
and nuggy got on t.v. 3 times because she was being a crazy dancing american lover fool.
All for FREE.
Life was Blissful this weekend.
chipotle heist
I am now on a Bon Iver kick and since we're already here I have to express to you my love for his new album.
Have you heard it?
If not, please treat your souls to his beautiful voice.
He is coming to Brooklyn in August but madi might be a bit broke.
I thought about not to eating for a week so i could go,
but I am pretty sure that would lead me to holding up a chipotle or taco bell or something.
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